Chrissy Teigen: known for being Jane EveryTwentyTwoYearOldsRoleModel, well that and marrying the actually talented John Legend, but there is no accounting for taste, which actually brings me nicely to Smirnoff. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times:
If Vodka is your drink of choice, then you are an alcoholic.
Vodka is a neutral spirit, in it’s perfection, by definition, flavorless and odorless. Therefore not one person on the planet can say, “I drink it because I like how it tastes,” because it is supposed to taste like nothing. Hell, the damn word is derived from the Russian word for water. Even if that man in a nice suit in the bar orders a Grey Goose Martini, he is simply an alcoholic that also has disposable income. Vodka was in its inception purely a tasteless way to get drunk, and yes pun intended. So in that regard, kudos to you Smirnoff, Teigen is the perfect spokeswoman to rope in the coveted 18-24 year old future alcoholics that already serve as her base. Teigen’s sponsorship will undoubtedly do more for alcohol sales than The US Government’s lack of support for returning veterans has done. Not bad for someone who vowed to go sober in 2013 to be a better role model for the kids:
How’d that work out for you, Chrissy?
YASSSS, GUUUURL! Slay! QEEEEEEN