The hacker who calls themself  “The Dark Overlord” has struck again. If you didn’t hear Dark is a hacker who is working on a little racket of trying to leverage unaired episodes of things for money. I guess they/it/whatever (its 2017 I don’t assume gender of a person or collective, so long as it’s incorporated, corporations are people) has or has tried to leverage medical records in the past, but who cares about that? They asked for $45,000 to not release the newest season of Orange is the New Black, and failed, and looks like ABC didn’t bite either. It is funny that literally no one seems to care about this leak, as of my last check less than 20 people were seeding the torrent. Does that mean the show (airing next week) will flop? ABC clearly isn’t hurting. Steve Harvey is doing fine.

We all know this kind of TV is all about time slot, not content, so non issue in my eyes. Instead let’s turn our attention to something more sinister, and see if we can unmask “The Dark Overlord”…


A quick similar image search on Google of The Dark Overlord’s Twitter avatar seems like a place to start:


Nothing. nothing. nothing. wait. what’s this?


Katy Perry dressed like a Cheeto. What’s the other show that leaked? Orange is the New Black. Cheetos are orange. And Katy Perry wishes she was black!

We need more evidence. Hmmmmmm let’s look at the more recent hack. Funderdome… funderdome… a portmanteau name-mashing word just like… fabletics… a clothing company owned by Kate Hudson. Kate Hudson… is also the real name of! You guessed it!

KATY PERRY! The Dark Overlord is Katy Perry!

In all honesty whoever it or they are, undeniably LOADED with teen angst. Who talks like this other than villains from 50 year old Bond movies?

“It didn’t have to be this way, Netflix…We figured a pragmatic business such as yourselves would see and understand the benefits of cooperating with a reasonable and merciful entity like ourselves “

“If you prefer your meat bloody, we’re serving it bloody as can be: We’re bringing another piece from from the world of unaired mainstream media content: ABC’s Steve Harvey’s Funderdome”

Get over your daddy issues, and take his advice. GET A JOB!


The Naysh



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